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14 days agothank you i needed a chuckle
Ben Hur Horse Race
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Cake day: June 13th, 2023
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oh do not underestimate my ability to complain about the deserved consequences of my bullshit
4·21 days agoi got to the link and saw it was the onion and breathed a very shallow sigh of relief
41·21 days agovery stable genius
164·21 days agoit effects the entire world pal, just cause its not visibly right outside your front door doesnt mean youre above it
also, being smug is a shitty look
i wish you were wrong so fuckin bad :(
im with you.
i wont ever type /s! a thousand times no
thanks for posting this. im outrageously hung over and this made me laugh out loud sitting alone in this restaurant
baaack in my day everything was a fucking joke on the internet. now, if someone doesnt write /s everyone’s like DUDE come ON I can’t believe you’d be so naive!!!
3·22 days agoits probably only a matter of time before that scourge arrives in our little internet hovel. most likely already happening.
portugal is the business
9·22 days agowhat did I just fucking say I tried to get ahead of this fuckery god DAMN you
100% rock solid indisputable classic
Yes, I own a full sized (200 liter / 53 gallon) ex-whiskey barrel that I repurposed into a rain water butt (shut the fuck up).
I bought it off of a local buy-and-sell website for I think €60 and bought a kit to channel rain water from my downspout into it. I then installed a brass spout on the side near the bottom as a tap. I can fill a watering can and water my raised bed plants with it even in droughts when watering plants with the hose is forbidden
3·23 days agomeeee toooo
spoiler
yes… well, its about this guy, you know? his name is ben hur, and his childhood friend from rome comes back to and ben hur wont help him take over his homeland. then tiles fall off of this roof and then the roman guy uses it as an excuse to jail ben hur’s sister and mother to get him to help, but it only makes him freak out. so, he gets consigned to a slave ship where there’s a battle and he saves his captor’s life, which endears him to his captor, so the captor takes him back to rome where he ranks up a bit and has high status as a horse racer in the colosseum. ben hur leaves to go find his old roman buddy and take revenge, and he meets this arab horse trainer (played horribly embarrassingly by a white dude in brown face) and they make friends. ben hur goes back and basically fucks his old slave woman, then challenges the roman dude in a massive horse race where he basically kills him. turns out all this time the mother and sister were in prison they contracted leprosy, so ben hur goes and gets them from the leper colony. jesus is crucified nearby and his blood drips off the cross and cures the mother and sister of leprosy.
its three and a half hours long. its super campy and over-acted. it used to be on tv when my wife was a kid and now we get high and watch it around easter. its fuckin hysterical…
i have a “save webp as” firefox extension that is good as well… sorry no link Im too busy
peace and love peace and love
i cant believe it took this long for someone to say it!!! hes a lying bitch and it is verified yes yes yes yes yes