Wait, is princess laying pipe? She’s holding her pipe and the bros are banging out on it.
KingJalopy
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
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Cake day: July 14th, 2023
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That’s cool, I’m no photographer but there’s something at play here skewing the perspective. Def not gonna argue if it is or isn’t tilt shift, I don’t fuckin know
Not arguing with the statement being made here but the tilt shift photography makes that picture much worse than it is in reality. Again, I completely disagree with these giant atrocities rolling down the road but still this photo is not accurate by any means.
True story. I have delivered to the ER no less than two people having a heart attack in an Uber while I worked driving Uber. Both of them literally said the same thing, that it was too expensive for an ambulance and it was much cheaper for an Uber. The second one we even pulled up next to an ambulance and the guy hollered out the window and the ambulance said we can’t do anything. You just need to follow us to the hospital.
Mario and player 2 look like they are currently on those shrooms
The potatoes are not what they seem
8·4 days agoThat’s how they get you. Gotta buy a corn cup.
Hungry enough to pay for food at a restaurant
Nice! Thanks for the share.
7·5 days agoYou’re hired!
Toe fuck or get fucked.
2·6 days agoThe guy at the gas station blasting his shitty rap music begs to differ
Whoa! That’s illegal buddy. In more ways than one…
Wait, bloods and crisps are still a thing?
3·6 days agoDamn I get that many in a day at least here in California
Not to go off on a tangent, but…
To scale though. You can tell because Oklahoma is the armpit along with Arizona…
18·10 days agodeleted by creator
No I know you know but I don’t know you know.