I can listen to pretty much any song I want on Spotify. Does Spotify have a monopoly?

I was sure this would be an Onion article. Jesus.

The only thing black in this gif is the socks that guy is wearing.

What’s the second B supposed to stand for again?

I wish the main cast of Valerian and Passengers were switched.

The website for the Heaven’s Gate suicide cult is still up, 27 years after they all killed themselves.

https://www.heavensgate.com/

Yeah, but tailgating a Tesla just hits different

They also don’t make any adjustment for fault. Tailgating a Tesla is just a bad idea, they brake insanely fast.

I’ve been on the site for 3 years and have yet to receive any invites to distribute

Cinemageddon

Color me surprised

But do you have kids?

I don’t think she’s using the word “egg” correctly.

2 officers per 1000 people isn’t crazy.

I thought the .ml tld was gone.

So many instances it’s hard to keep up

They also censor the word “bitch”. Not a good look.

Still being attracted to someone you were once attracted to isn’t really an issue.

Doing naked saunas with people whom you have a sexual history is an issue.

Glad to see they’re paying a living wage and the tip went back to being an optional gratuity instead of something the server depends on to make their rent.

After seeing the butts angle, 4.

good to know