Irish Penny Whistle. I can play slow things.

We would do this for breakfast pot lucks in call centers and NOCs.

I made it out, then back in, then out and now back in. Once the evil lotion dries it’s back out.

Look at that baby!

Ugh I am trying to avoid the flu. But I have to go to the store today. We’re trying to keep the ingredients on hand, the big challenge for me is making sure I have the dough ready.

Then she said “I don’t know.”

And stock market goes back up after his friends bought in the dip.

Oh thank goodness! Cat was probably fine just avoiding people.

Oysters and smoked tuna dip! I haven’t had smoked tuna dip in almost eight years!

The only computer in my house with windows is the corporate assigned work computer.

The house was built in 1967 and we have not updated the electrical system yet. It is on a very long list of to dos.

Slip a butter knife under the lid a little to release the seal.

Yes it is.

Built my computer in 2019. It may be the last one I build.

I can stick a qtip in my ear and dig around as much as possible and the qtip will be as clean as when it went in.

Usually the no earwax gene is found in East Asian populations. I am however as white as they come.

Yes rent a computer from the cloud, while your Internet is capped at a terrabyte

I miss EVGA.

Or alternate take. Find the other weirdos.

Despite the stereotype some goats aren’t actually that horny.

You just had a shutdown. Yes, but what about second shutdown?