Anything with a pulse and a few vertebrae?

Don’t get my hopes up like that.

Turn off your caps-lock you fucking troglodyte.

Are the planes nuclear powered? Are the other boats? These things don’t travel solo.

I’ll let you know when a good cop changes anything!

How many good cops does it take to change a light bulb?

Doesn’t look as good as the original.

Just looks like an action flick.

Yeah, make it about race. That’s helpful.

Why aren’t people posting a phone number instead of a fucking youtube link?

Eat the rich. They’re begging for it at this point.

Torches and pitchforks?

Dessert is what you have after a meal. You can help remember this by thinking there are more S’s because you want more dessert.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

He thought the paper said “Hungry” and he wanted to make sure everybody was that.

Why put the headline twice in two different wordings in the title of the post? Seems like once would be adequate.

lol imagine typing this in a world where boomers exist.

Lmfao “problem solved”. Seems like they are admitting that he was problematic.

Looks like we got a power trippin’ bastard over here.

Sure seems like someone is just throwing kittens into the air to try to get pictures. Seems kind of… abusive.

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Saved it from what? Nevermind. Don’t tell me.