In League With Seitan

For a second I thought that was a duck hanging from a noose at the top of the closet

You’re 43 and never played super Mario 2?

“Excuse me sir, but my car just broke down and needs a new tire and I left my wallet at home. If you could give me just 20 cat treats for the tire, I promise I’ll mail you the treats back when I get home.”

Beads?

Directly. Numatic clearly said donations go directly to funding .ml since it’s used for testing updates.

The dinos aren’t evil, they’re just doing their thing. It’s the humans that want to exploit them that are the real evil ones.

The one Jesus was wearing?

Computer… enhance!

it’s pointless to debate about it.

Good sir, this is the internet!

What I don’t understand is why so many grown-ass adults are so obsessed with staying up-to-date with the latest slang fads en vouge with 12 year-olds. Who are you trying to impress?

Minnesota. I feel sick.

Two of my state’s democratic politicians were shot this morning, one killed, in a targeted assassination. I think it’s already started.

Hortman was the house speaker prior to this year’s tie.

Jesus fuck they just reported hortman died. This is insane

A 113.3981 gramer with cheese?

I’m with you. I love chilis and limes, but the artificial lime flavor on chili lime flavored snacks tastes like froot loops to me.

That’s just air escaping

I think she directed They Live and Halloween

Looks like he landed on Bart Simpson

Jesus Christ those hashtags