LocalOaf [they/them, she/her]
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Cake day: July 8th, 2024
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6·5 months agoeating osenbe when pjotr ring
“Hexbear is kill”
“No”
5·5 months agoA chicken, wearing a tie, bouncing up and down joyously
We’ll have to “Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra” the emotes
Two cats, hugging, a heart above them
This seriously might’ve been the last straw for me lmao, hanging by a thread over here
Who wants brownies lol
I’d be down, fuck how I’m currently living lmao
whynotboth.jpg
Baked muffins the other day with (pea) protein powder powder and they turned out… edible? The texture is off (too chewy and dense) but the flavor was pretty good
Hey it wasn’t instant, it took a couple minutes lol
sad
Interacted with someone you think there are mutual sparks with for like 15 minutes and it just fucking crushes you for some reason that you didn’t immediately run away together and never look back and I don’t know what I expected
Please be safe
Can commiserate if you want
Somebody please be nice to me or something
mental health shitpost for the blurst day of my life
Smoking on that “had to jumpstart two cars today and blew your credit card on shit at the anime convention and fell in love with a trans girl that helped you through a panic attack and gave you a figure from her booth on the house and then gave you the sweetest compliment then you tried to gift her your cute thrifted raincoat and she tried it on and said she loved how it looks but the sleeves were too short and the material gave her sensory issues and we both laughed when that was my complaint about it too and thought she might not have that issue but we’re both spectrumy and then she gave me a card with her socials but you thought it sounded like she meant it in a “hey let’s be friends” way instead of a crush way and now you’re ripping bowls in the backyard even though it’s freezing crying to Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space on repeat” pack
1·5 months agoI’m in your areaaaaa
(probably not actually)
2·5 months agoI’ll write him in for a third term if this means Lorne Michaels goes to Gitmo
Julio Rodriguez bought a movie accurate Aquaman trident and you get to wield it in the dugout to celebrate after you hit a dinger lol
The Darth Vader helmet was the old homer celebration and was something a fan with season tickets gave them for good luck and they all thought it was dope so you put that on after crankin’ a ding dong Johnson outta the yard too
(I miss Teoscar Hernandez ((player with the trident in that pic)), he went to the Dodgers but I’m happy he got a ring with them, he was really cool)
angsty lyrics posting, Tom Waits is such a great lyricist
🎵🎶 The quill from a buzzard
The blood writes the word
I want to know am I the sky or a bird?
'Cause hell is boiling over
And heaven is full
We’re chained to the world
And we all gotta pull 🎵🎶
Really busy rn but putting a pin in this and will reply<3