I have MANY questions…

…yeah, because there’s real profit in moderating all those linux memes…

…do you have any idea how many times I DIDN’T EVEN APPLY because they said “must have X skill”, and I was like “oh…then I better not waste everybodies time.”

There was a line on 3rd rock from the sun that was so relatable to me as a teenager in the 90s.

Tommy, the oldest alien, now trapped in the teenagers body, is trying to get a job at a fast food place. The manager turns him down. And when Tommy asks why, the manager says “I can’t hire you, you have no experience!”

And when Tommy asks how you get experience, the manager says “First you get a job”. Tommy asks how you get a job, and the manager says “You need experience!”

Why’d you strikeout the truth?

Sure sounds like allowing corporations to pillage the people and be subsidy queens

I read that as “pillage the people and suberb queens.”

And I was like "uhhhhh, I don’t know NYC geography THAT well, but to call queens a suburb sounds wrong on every level…I can’t even think of an example to show how absurd that would be, because THIS would be the absurd example…

Then I re-read it.

I need to wake up…

This is exactly what was running through my head, and made it so funny.

I stand by my humor…your downvotes just show me that nobody here can laugh at absurdity.

And while not explicitly stated in those exact terms, that’s probably EXACTLY what this sign is for. But they probably cover their legal bases if they say sll dogs, in case a non-service dog bites them. Then the airport has a sign “What did we JUST say???”

I work at a different airport, and while I can’t say I’ve ever seen a dog attack someone, I CAN say I’ve seen people get so drunk that they take off all their clothes at the bar. Then get arrested for “singing kareoke onstage”. Except there’s a few key pieces of information. First off, they had no stage. She was just naked singing while standing on top of the bar. Like it was coyote ugly. Also, the bar didn’t have a kareoke machine, it had a keno display. And there wasn’t even any music playing. She just got up on the bar naked and starts a drunk rendition of “allstar” followed by most of “walking on the sun” by smash mouth before the cops showed up and arrested her. Bonus points to the cops for letting her get off the bartop on her own. She used a bar chair to get down, and the top of the chair swivels. So she fucks it up, the chair swivels, and she eats the ground HARD. Like…pretty sure she had a concussion after that. She was definately bleeding from the back of her head. As someone who has a lot of downtime, and just people watches, that was definately my favorite day for people watching.

Entertaining story aside, my point is…people are dumbasses. She never got to the point to even try to board the plane, but I assure you, she would have been denied. And she’s not alone. Most people keep their clothes on, but a LOT of people (looking at you, spirit, and frontier passengers) drink WAAAAAAAY too much.

So I could fully see a situation where a drunk guy insists on petting a dog that doesn’t want to be touched by a drunk guy. I could then understand why a dog would then bite him. And now we understand this sign.

…do what now?

This laptop is going to emulate the experience of watching my parents fight, throw my 14 year old sister out of the house, and eventually seperate, all while having no friends, and being an athiest attending a catholic school???

…nah, I’m good.

Which is about to get a whole lot harder with sony/nintendo shutting down rom sites and abandonware sites. It means you’ll need to have the original media the games came on.

And hopefully you can find that copy of Warcraft 2, Tides of Darkness on a cd thats not TOO scratched up.

“This way! No THAT WAY!!!”

Found Stone Cold Steve Austin.

“With 3 simple circles, I dominate the planet!” ~ERB’s depiction of Walt Disney.

Preach brotha, PREACH!!!

No. Here, let me introduce you to things like libraries, and education.

And, again, he’s not an asshole for being right. He’s an asshole for having no sympathy for the loss of what should have been an archival giant.

The President met with Biden a month ago

But…the president IS Biden…

OHHH!!! You mean the president of Haiti. Ok. Didn’t realize they had a president. That whole sentence threw me for a loop.

I’m going to blame this heatwave frying my brain. I’m not stupid, I’m just…stupid.

…wait.

Just want to let you know why you’re being downvoted. It’s not because you’re wrong. From a legal perspective you’re right. This court case was decided this way because you’re right.

But that last line about having no sympathy. There’s a meme for this.

“You’re not wrong. You’re just an asshole.”

So, hey, remember when we mocked all those people in 2012 who said the world would end soon?

…how relative is “soon”?

Your name is BEAVER and you’re a she/her???

I don’t know any joke I could make could be funnier than that on it’s own!

MIGHTY Ducks. Yes I’m an 80s/90s kid.