Lesbians would like a word with OP.

I read that as “weirdest holiday” and was going to say National Talk Like a Pirate Day - anyway sorry for the interruption, please carry on.

Careful, men - those guys are packing!

When you feel owned and also strangely aroused.

Dad said we’re getting a sourcebox!

Largely correct I would say.

I don’t, I just play the thousands of mp3s I’ve collected over the years.

What about the red states that also didn’t vote for him but the counts got changed in their machines?

That’s how I feel, and I’m American. Wanted to go expat during Trumpfest 1 but the wife wouldn’t budge.

Soon we will rule the Tri-State Area!!!

You can pretend a meme makes you right, or you could switch from dick to cock and from Karen to any other word that isn’t 2 million people’s first name.

I wouldn’t call it an “admission”, more like random crap. He also “admitted” that California had forest fires because they didn’t use rakes.

So will these drones be paid for by a gun sales tax or will they just cut more social services?

When Trump isn’t seen in public for days I don’t bother wondering why, it’s just a welcome break from him getting attention.

woob woob woob… why I oughta…

That’s always been my attitude. Yet the property taxes on the house I’ve lived in for 35 years keep going up based on what somebody else would pay for it if I sold it. Paying tax on the money I make if I ever do sell the house would make sense to me, but until that ever happens I’m being taxed on a number determined by real estate speculators. So what the actual fuck?

Too late. Social media was already the end of truth.

I’m surprised a 1927 handheld fan is so compact and modern looking. I wonder if it was cutting edge.

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