I’ve admitted to fart worse on the internet

Imagine an age of empires but with insects

Whatever, twitter is kkk land, critical support for bluesky

Not sure why you spelled it that way but gyros are succulent greek dishes that you can enjoy with almost any kind of condiment. Think your sales will go up if they are used at work to make meals, congrats

In imperial lackey Korea, a head of state having sub 20 percent approval rating is actually a really good thing, you probably wouldn’t understand if I explained it to you

Wow how innovative

I’m always behind the curve on this, I’m just going wear relaxed fit forever

Relaxed fits are back in style again? Holy fuck thank god

I refuse to legitimize any political compass

Pumpkin spice liatte is just masala chai, ‘invented’ in 2003 my ass

Isn’t the credit financial system just grand and in no way a complete scourge on humanity?

Maybe you could try linking your gift card to a paypal account and then that paypal through GOG?

Not an American state.

You’re right, you’re not an American state. Shit, you’re not even an American commonwealth. You’re a vassal state lmao.

What about exit from Nato, you cowards?

Chumps

Bipartisanship is when two arms of the Pentagon support opposing factions in the Syrian Civil War and kill each other’s operatives

All they do is talk about woke. These lazy thugs don’t want to train anyone anymore, they want free money. Just want an experienced worker to land on their laps and hold their hands to do something useful.

Completely disagree, I really prefer the yuppie behind the counter with the fake smile who’s already judged you as a person the minute you walked in because you just so happened to have the identity that fit every stereotype they can imagine, and when you ask them for recs they wonder how you’re able to put on pants because sativa = creativity and indica = couch duhhh. You find yourself choosing between 24% THC and 41% and when you get home you find that both have been selectively bred to make you feel you’ve got seal team 6 on your ass. Either that or you go to sleep for 14 hrs

Growlith is cuter

Managers: ’Apology not accepted, it’s almost as if you haven’t read any Marx nor recognize the clownfiesta inherent to capitalism. Calling into question your susitude now and placing you on a PIP’

I only know first gen, and as I’m trying to go through the list I find there’s so many I like due to nostalgia.

Koffing & Weezing (lmao)

Chameleon (the most underrated of the big 3 fam)

Blastois (kang)

Nidoqueen &Nidoking

Growlith

Alakazam (he has a fucking spoon)

Machamp

Geodude

Gengar

Cubone

Hitmonchamp

Gyrados

Entire Eevolution line

Porygon (weirdly racist)

Snorlax (probably my fave)

Dragonite (giant dragon retriever is up there for me)