Hey, I might enjoy an adult beverage from time to time, but I am usually not violent (except in video games).

Worth it. Sadly I can only upvote it once, but I’ll save it as a screenshot on my phone so I can cherish it forever.

Happens to the best of us…

Sucks that you aren’t even fun without it

Depends on whether you bought puts or sold them.

I eated it

!me_irl@lemmy.world

Found the party pooper

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Are you saying I got my guillotine out for nothing?

Damn, what’s up with these unrealistic nutritional requirements

If she can’t take handle me at my Ani Mevushal she doesn’t deserve me at my Special Place.

Beans

It’s all sausage to me.

Agreed, I definitely need to know where the author went to school and how this recipe reminds them of their childhood before attempting to make this.

I’m gonna go ahead and guess that’s the joke

Slow your roll, Satan

Throws phone out the window

BRB, gonna write some shit about Holland and Denmark.

the packaging really hides how obnoxious these things are

No kidding. Have you ever bought a product that was upfront about its shortcomings right on the box?