This is the best thing happening on the Internet today. Well done!

These work really suspiciously well.

Now I’m going to be watching for a throw away acknowledgement where Dr T’Ana calls Boimler “Susan”.

I love this.

I like to build open source tribute games to my favorite forgotten games of the past.

I love Gundam, but not for the right reasons.

This is a day one purchase for me, if they somehow don’t encumber it with DRM bullshit…

“The Punisher” arcade game is a criminally under-discovered gem. And Children of the Atom doesn’t get re-released often enough for how stupidly fun it is.

Vampire Survivors isn’t that old yet, right?

It’s such a good Robotron clone.

Rock and stone, brother!

I agree in sentiment, but this headline is objectively depressing.

< New home - yay! >

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< Decades after a racist mob burned her old home down >

Well fuck.

It’s not “superhero fatigue” it’s “almost nobody fucking stays home from the theater when they’re interesting infectionsly sick” fatigue. It’s exacerbated by “studio executives are too fucking stupid to embrace premium home streaming during the time where when the hype machine is still active”.

I was super excited for “The Marvels”, but still haven’t seen it. I’m hyped now for “Deadpool and Wolverine” and probably won’t see that until it hits $4 on Redbox.

I saw that Wonder Woman movie. I paid a premium to stream it from home on a Friday night. I liked it.

If they can’t sell me movies while I still give a shit, I’ll grab it from the dollar bin in a decade. Or if I have a friend who can be arsed to make me see it sooner, well I have no idea how they managed that, but aye expect it be superrrr convenient. Yarrr.

Yay. The orphan crushing machine paused briefly.

Huh. I recommend 3, only because it’s pretty fun. It’s not good, but it’s fun.

Yeah. This crap was the last straw for me to stop dual booting.

constrained in order to not break the game.

While that’s true, I suspect that whoever gets there first will get a free pass in the court of public opinion, so long as it’s a single player game.

“Look how awful my Sims are” is already a recurring gag hobby, anyway.

Good point. My example is bad, and it should feel bad. (Futurama quote)

Even so, would the people doing this for millennia be considered mad scientists by their peers…?

Nah. Still doesn’t work. Life is complex.

Blind faith in organizations claiming to protect our long held traditions makes us vulnerable to fascism?

I don’t like to jump to conclusions. I’m going to give it a few more films to see if the pattern holds. Lol.

In fairness, I’ve always heard that quote in the context of negotiating with Nazis.

So this church seems a lot creepier than that quote, even.

Good point.

I’m willing to accept a reality where the science magazines are constantly excited about every development in helicopter technology.

Yeah. There’s the hitch in the plan.

I like the way you think. Maybe they could even lobby and call in favors against the common good to reserve their seat.

If removing the bran of the wheat makes the pasta processed, why doesn’t removing the liver of the chicken do the same?

Because everyone removes the liver from a chicken, and only mad scientists remove bran from wheat.