Can confirm, was stabbed.

Too many nots, I’m tangled.

I started my current job on the 13th… Of September in fact, It’ll be 4 years…

Only time I ever ate at an a&w was in Bangkok 25 years ago…

One of us! One of us!

It’s like that saying, having kids makes you a morning person in the same way getting chased by a bear makes you a runner…

Many years ago (like 20 maybe?) they were good and relatively cheap, but I haven’t been to one in at least a year or two because their quality has been shit for so long…

Cars are dangerous - I know, let’s arrest people who don’t use them!

When I was 8 or so, I rode the subway to the end of the line and back just for fun…

Just keep swimming

You use Arch, btw.

It’s not so they won’t forcibly take your car, it’s so you won’t get tangled up in the seatbelt when they yank you out. Stupid any way you look at it considering how unlikely one thing is to happen vs the other, but at least there is some logic to it.

imagine the gender performances these guys are putting on

Hello, fellow woman. Would you like to go to the bathroom together and have periods?

I play guitar hero as Casey Lynch. I figure why play as who you look like when you can play as who you want to look at?

If I were going for accuracy to body type, I’d have to pick Lars Umlaut…

Back in the late 90s I had my first cable modem, and I wanted to share it with my mom (had moved back in after a 4 year relationship imploded) - I knew nothing about routers, but I was already playing with Linux, and somehow I found a way to share my Internet connection with my mom’s computer with only a single NIC in my machine, and a hub. It was not the modem allowing both, that I was sure of early on, the modem would only allow one mac address at a time, power cycle would let it pair with a new one. Somehow my machine was buffering and natting packets from hers. It worked for months until suddenly it didn’t, and while researching a fix, everything I could find said what I had been doing couldn’t possibly work, that you needed a separate NIC for the internal network.

Your ignorance does not make a convincing argument.

It’s pronounced “misery”

OP’s mom is not a small thing.

How does a farmer find his cows?

Irresistible!

But you repeat yourself…