Arnold got terminated that night.

Animal Collective - Winters Love

Stand corrected. Niiice.

Jew Mexico?

Better to die fighting then to die on your knees.

Not if you’re fat. You look like a thumb.

It’s funny seeing black, asian and Latino ICE agents. Like, you think you’re really safe?

The high profile criminals are buying pardons and gold cards.

AOL sent my dad a transcript of me in a chatroom saying Will Smith looks like a dick with ears.

Amerikkkunts.

Imagine all the good that could be done if a mass shooter focused their energy towards these fucks.

It’s made with bits of real panther!

Cereal always went great. Especially the feeling of cold milk.

I had braces growing up and my wisdoms were growing in at an angle. They would have crowded my teeth and cause pain if I didn’t remove them.

I’m sure the immigrant nannies are doing the raising.

I wonder who’s baby that is?

Yes

Chungking Express

They said a show about poop knives won’t attract viewers. Soon will be my time to shine.

One of my favorites.