Your politicians are idiots. It must be quite embarrassing for you.

Certainly his best quality. I mean Putin is a disgusting monster, but he’s well turned out, polite, and intelligent. Trump lacks any positive traits.

The rest of the world will have a party to celebrate.

I can’t think of a single redeeming feature of Trump. He is possibly the worst person on the planet.

Mrs. Mercedes.

The Telegraph is 100% manufactured outrage.

Oh don’t bother with that. Can’t your shoehorn some more AI into the mouse pointer or the volume up button?

It is powered purely by rage and cake.

laughs in bicycle

https://mastodon.social/@elonjet

The good news is that the account is still going on Mastodon.

I have a theory that stupidity is logarithmic. In order to get a step increase in facepalms per day, the stupidness of the acts has to increase exponentially.

The Silence of the Lambs.

Of course it does.

I’ll make you one for free.

Johnny the Sharter

Mucus Kevin

Big Paulie Prolapse

That’s a bit of a stretch.

Again, I’m not saying that you personally have to cycle, just that for many people there is actually a very low bar for them to do it. The examples of impossible situations every time cycling is suggested aren’t relevant, and just as pointless as someone saying everyone should be compelled to cycle.

They could have just burnt it, and it would have been a better outcome for everyone.

He looks AWESOME! 🥰

I don’t know why every time someone mentions cycling or walking, someone has to reply “what about people who drive 2 hours to work across the desert with a safe in the back of the car”? Yeah, not everyone can, but that doesn’t stop those who could. I cycle 16 miles a day to work and back, and I’m a lazy overweight 58 year old. If I can, most people who travel the same distance could.