“Perfect to use alone”

I think the perfect amount might a quite a lot less than that.

No-one tell the about hardware stores

Concept of a concept of a plan

Automation comes for us all

All you need to do is join a Rust server and then look at some profiles.

The real question is: why travel to Sydney for clown school? Evidently the natural born Florida clowns don’t have anything to learn.

To be fair the first thing I thought about when reading it was a pasty. I guess shared heritage is more accurate than resemblance.

No, that’s impossible.

“Hometown of Vice President Elect VD Vance”, is definitely the kind of sign you would see on some post-apocalyptic ghost town.

Probably quite gamey from all that walking

Kinda looks like a Goldeneye NPC. I wonder if i can get me a Dave Doak face

Probably a wilder speculation for him to do a good job.

When you’re scared of something outside your house, you don’t open the door wide and immediately attack it? But they could just be loitering out there forever. Scaring you forever

He said he was afraid because of what he posted online, which implies he is afraid of everyone all the time now. So, I can only assume this is the first person to ring his doorbell since he posted online, as that is his only possible reaction.

His wife probably told him this so she doesn’t have to have sex with him.

Shift your perspective, man. It’s not perceptibly downward, you’re just taking you longer to realise things are getting worse each time around.

Ah so we are picking and choosing whose statements we take as absolutes then.

In these trying times, we all look like dongs

Might as well be called Mr. Humanman

Bisexual chair sitting is just a small part of his répertoire