You are what you eat I guess.

God i can hear this shirt

A letter from The Central Bureaucracy.

“Attention, Hermes Conrad”

“You are about to receive a letter from The Central Bureaucracy.”

My God!

It’s from The Central Bureaucracy!

Plank in his later years, studying philosophy.

And a two-headed camel

No Drivers Licence-No Insurance-No registration-No Inspection.

Why is everything capitalised besides “registration”?

Why does the American Flag have stripes going the wrong way?

Why does it say no registration whilst having a registration number!?

How did they spell “exempt” wrong?

How dumb are these people…

My son, the planet or me?

Just imagine a full legion arriving to battle on these. Not tired from the march and the combined sound of 1000 Segways would put fear into your enemies.

It’s the land of opportunity guys!

Damn, that is way better.

Its drogeday my dudes

Hide behind your anonymity whilst making petty comments.

Jay-Z is an asshole, but i wouldn’t say he has a “face like a newborn baby crossed with a bloodhound”, there are plenty of good reasons to insult the guy and the best you could do was attack his appearance.

Somehow I always end up on urban dictionary.

Alex, who had been out reporting, then drove back to his news station in the city. After he got out of his vehicle, Egan chased Alex as he ran toward the station’s door and demanded to see his identification, according to the document laying out police’s evidence in the case. Egan then tackled Alex, put him in a headlock and “began to strangle him,” the affidavit said.

He followed him, chased him down and proceeded to strangle him, and they still needed to determine if this was a “bias-motivated crime”.

Provide a photo of yourself?

It did hit the plane. Why does every article “suggest” that the weapon hit? The plane didn’t shoot itself down.

I want one, but my 2080 still holds up just fine. I might get a 4000 series when the price drops but for now i don’t see the value of a 2K card; for gaming anyways.

dude your still here replying and just repeating what somebody else already said you cant even find your own shit to say. nobody cares dude you are just projecting like the other dude acting like anybody cares about this.

You came back to continue this, so you clearly care… A lot.

why even reply to a jumble of words then. its fucking stupid.

Why bother posting when you only speak in gibberish? Especially when you hate Grammar Nazis so much.

oh and i really really really really care about your reply just to make that clear i take that shit very seriously like i take the internet very seriously so go ahead and entertain me.

I know you do, because you will reply to this comment, dance puppet.

The other guy was right, you do have run on sentences and a lack of grammar.

yes of course that’s why its 3 weeks later and not after your reply because i care so much very logical.

Yes, of course that’s why it’s 3 weeks later and not after your reply, because I care so much; very logical.

why would anybody reply when they feel like it when they log back in.

What!?

I look forward to your next jumble of words.

You replied 3 weeks later, I must have really bothered you.

Hahaha