Reiche dee Ranslite bot diesem Zuhausi doch bitte das Silbereisen

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Nu will ik ene stroopwaffel!

Especially Night water 👀

Happened quite recently.

So my cat is kinda easily startled and generally jumpy so she has these hilarious moments. Like she’s chilling on my lap when i’m laying on the couch and I suddenly have to sneeze, the poor thing jolts up and jumps off like hit by a lightning.

So last time I was playing with her using a string of yarn, she hunted it down, pounced forward and fought it on the floor.

Then for some reason she jumped up and got the zoomies…

And ran head first against the dresser.

I mean she knew it was there… Just stood around for a bit and walking slowly dizzily. She even looked kinda embarassed lol.

After my initial shock faded and i realized she was ok i just had to laugh. I love that jumpy little idiot.

Du hast nich zufällig mein Terracottajojo gesehn oder?

5 € in die Kängurukasse, biddeschön.

KURBELN DIE SAAAAAU

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Du musch 1 Bot programmieren der des für dich einkauft 💁‍♂️

Me: “Thoughts n Prayers.” leaves

Holy shit this is so mean xD

Could’ve had this as entry music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6DwxOorfmA

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Anspielung erkannt xD

HaHerr

Wieso steht der Boris Laschet da un Armin Pistorius fährt vorbei?