“What’s with the sash and the codpiece?!”

Can’t wait for his Mormon neighbors to come out and defend him as a pillar of the church and community!

“Who told you to have a pow wow?”

Booooooo…urns!

“You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!”

Now if I could just buy a chin!

I think those rumors are most likely true.

Lindsay Graham was right about one thing!

I would bet given how many crazy MAGA assholes are out there, and with Trump instigating shit, this is probably happening very regularly right now.

I’m sure if he dropped $4 million, it’s probably a drop in the bucket for him, but that shit has still gotta sting!

Even better! $30 million = a 10+ point loss! Keep shoveling the money into the fire Republican donors!

I read somewhere that Republicans spent $20 million to pass this thing, and it’s going to fail miserably. Just icing on the cake as far as I’m concerned! That $20 million could’ve went to paying Trump’s lawyers!

Man, it’s been a long night, and I hate the fucking Eagles!

A judge who’s actually handing out justice to people who commit crimes?! Can’t have that with Trump as the defendant!

Sometimes it’s needed though when you realize you’re the only one who gives a fuck about the rules!

You got any of that good sarsaparilla?

I found self-love through exercise and not being an asshole!

This makes me happy!

Not sure a long article if needed. Trump became the Republican party, and they all had a choice: continue to have a spine and call out this lying grifter for what he is (while also endangering their political career) or capitulate to Trump, become a jellyfish, and keep your job. Lady G. made his choice.

Mind if I do a J?