That’s so fucking awesome!

My grandparents partied a bit. My uncle was the only one willing to go through their bedroom after they died. Dude always came out looking like he had seen some shit.

The bedside table was a real eye opener.

Or you already drank what you like and were finally drunk enough that you didn’t taste how bad it was. 🤣

You’re braver than I am. I used to be a bartender who had several landlords in a college town that would come in at happy hour. The horror stories I’ve heard…

Yeah but that’s volunteers to get their sentence taken away. So far they haven’t forced a uniform on prisoners yet. Just distant minorities.

Not to mention that a popular vote would be much more secure, and cheaper.

“Gods calling me!” Means the same thing as “I’m stupid and think I’m important.”

This is why I have my own house and cars lol

It wasn’t an insult by any means. But in the midwest, most people don’t even know what that is. Again, not a knock on them, just my observation.

I know, it was a joke leaning into what those people would like. I don’t know how Keanu Reeves votes, but that would probably work even better. But how cool would it be to hear “and Austin 3:16 says Kamala just whooped your ass”

You also have to take into account the costs. Poorer people are likely to settle for the cheaper stuff, especially if they do it regularly.

3.2? The fact that you know what that is means you live in one of only a handful of states.

My buddy has a good definition of it. He says there are “experience” beers, and “session” beers. Experience beers are more flavorful, filling, complex. Session beers are beers that are easy to drink without thinking too much about it. Like, an experience beer is for an outside deck dinner at sunset. A session beer is for a bonfire or something where you’re looking to get drunk.

Didn’t watch WWE during the attitude era, did ya? Or the man show? Or expedition unknown? Or always sunny? Or cheers? Or lost? Or that 70s show? I could keep going but it’d be nearly limitless. Where did you get this idea? Fuck, I’ve seen people drinking beer on the news. Like, a lot.

Get Steve Austin in there.

“ceremonial” is the standard answer when they can’t figure it out.

I hated that show with a passion when my kid first started watching it. Then one night after he went to bed, he left it on TV and I got stoned and just couldn’t be bothered to change it while I played on my phone. Then I got to where I put my phone down and was just legit watching it and laughing my ass off. After that, I found myself sitting there watching it with him and enjoying it totally sober.

But Trump is, and now they’re besties.

“DRAIN THE SWAMP!!! CAW!!!”