I’ve definitely received more than 20x the blow jobs from gay men than straight women (20x0=0)

Am kind of confused by what this means

Maybe id go bsck to little Ceasars if I didn’t have to fear accostation of tweakers posting in the lobby

God I wish

Yes, and that person is me (6’3" white, American, straight, male, 4.5" flaccid 7.625" erect, uncut, ladies hmu)

“K-Economy” baby!! Middle class exists as a thought experiment only

Yt-dlp is the way. J-Downloader is okay too if you need a good interface but dlp is just too damn powerful to not use

And that was literally the apocalypse for 50% of this country

I hope he loses the primary then

Always liked this cover, too bad it’s apparently meaningless was chosen completely independently of the music and the album is no good

Indeed. Literal pubescent-boy-brained to find something sexually gratifying in a Boticelli

This will surely help Elon sell electric cars

“Department of government efficiency” btw

I got a cookies n creme one from Cookout for $3.64 the other day

And then if they’d watched Mythbusters they’d know it’s actually hard to quickly dissolve a body because of how heterogeneous our parts are, pH-wise

Mm very typical to put the crime scene on the market before the investigation is even complete. We totally won’t need to be returning there, right?

Yeah, you did. You handled it with a lot more maturity than most people do too

Hello neighbor! Very interesting because down here we call ya’ll “the Northern Folk”

I’ve noticed this too but it seems like a left vs right thing. But never “the USA”

“Eat real food” btw