That’s not a promotion, just a thing they’re selling for the summer season. Damn convenient too IMO

No, you see, Kanye West said [bad thing] and is now intelligible for basic empathy.

Inb4 “Mental illness doesn’t ___!!”

Yes it does. And I’m very envious of whoever thinks this that their experience with severe, debilitating mental illness has been so light.

Antisemitism detected. The office of scholarships has decided to cancel your Pell Grant

“No b-because he was a bad guy so we can accuse him of other bad guy stuff too!”

Inb4 police find “a mysterious white power” and never mention it again

Waitressposting

I love Cynthoni

Thoughts and prayers. I’m sure that invisible sky daddy is taking care of him

Red Scare or “duh ill-e-gulls”

Reddit.com/r/askreddit

I don’t work in a kitchen anymore but the amount of single-use plastic used in chain restaraunts is soul crushing. Most folks have no idea

The hands of a government man

You guys will literally read “Russia will stop fighting” and complain

Born under punches >>>

Is 4chan actually being auctioned off?

Move aside Fedditiziens. Don’t feed the troll.

Very dramatic reading of the post that says “phone = diary.” I think we’re talking more about family/a SO looking through your phone than Big Brother

Cortez-Sanders '24 or bust

Anyone remember when the guy from Joe Schmo show was asked if he’d donate any of his money to charity?

“I’m a charity case myself.”

Old Soviet Joke:

Q: How do you find the mass of a Red Hot Chile Pepper?

A: Give it a weight, give it a weigh, give it a weight, now!

Sorry, someone had to do it 😎😎

Venmo

Sorry but yes IMO