PrincessMagnificent [they/them, any]

I’m going to go against everyone else and say that neither Biden nor Trump can end the war. Trump can cut the US support, but that’s all he can do, and even if that led to Russia regaining the momentum, it won’t win, in the same way that Bush’s MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner wasn’t the end of the War in Iraq.

At most, what can happen is that the Ukranian side of the war turns into an insurgency, and we love saving lives through counterinsurgency don’t we folks?

But can we afford a tiddy gap

Just wear those sunglasses that everyone who records political rants in their car is wearing, and they will think you are one of them.

I just like imagining the transformation from “we’re gonna put the fear of communism into that bleeding heart pinko” to “oh fuck we just killed the president, OH GOD OH FUCK WE JUST KILLED THE PRESIDENT”

I never found any explanation convincing until Matt Christman suggested that the CIA tried to stage an assassination attempt and accidentally killed the president during it. That story just…it feels more like the world I know than any other scenario.

Real women have six equidistant edges