See? This person gets it.

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Nu, fur dat u pud hoddog in tahko.

It’s not so bad. Where else can I get a shriveled hotdog that’s been on the rollers all day, slap it on a stale bun, and cover it in expired condiments that people have coughed on?

This is the way.

Nat 1. You comment on the post instead.

I want to believe that, but how will the owner accomplish that with the dad intervening?

Aer yuo hivang a steork?

You’re right, or course, but socialism is a dirty word. I know people who collect social benefits and complain about socialism. It’s kind of hard to argue with that logic, because it’s just not there.

Okay, you lost me here. Clearly, I’m not up to date on current events and references.

Without fly ash from coal plants, how are my children going to get enough uranium and thorium to build strong lungs? Think of the children, you progressive scum!

We really thought it was about to be World War III.

Oh, well, thank you then. Now I’m just envious that I wasn’t able to communicate my message as clearly and succinctly. Kudos to you.

As a native social media pedant, I’d just like to take a moment to split hairs and point out that’s the literal definition of that phrase.

With all that said, I’m glad you’ve taken that approach. They’re very lucky to have you. I wish I could’ve had more adults like that in my life as a child. Here’s to you and your contribution to supporting the next generation. May they pass on those values, too.

Agreed, and I feel like that’s what I’m getting at here. A family of five used to be able to exchange 40 hours of labor with the economy and at least get by. Now it’s 80 hours, and we’re struggling. The right is suggesting we put our children to work to make up the difference.

I think we’re on the same page.

I wish there were a scathing pejorative that rhymed with “cybertruckers.”

It makes them less efficient. Ferrari is not helping the average person get into an EV. Their price points are well above what’s achievable for most people. Should they be able to? Of course. Is it remotely constructive? No. This is performative marketing for companies struggling to transition from the fossil-fuel culture they’ve nurtured for decades into the electric energy future. They fought it until they saw the writing in the wall, and now they realize they have to convince their indoctrinated consumers to come with them. If they had any integrity, they would revise their motorsport culture to emphasize the advantages of the EVs they’re selling rather than try to camouflage them as cosplay ICE vehicles, but here we are.

Beautiful scene of a flounder returning to its native habitat.

We don’t need going where we’re roading. Roads?

Nice! Fuck Walmart still, though.