Hell yeah.

Fuck adobe.

I submitted a complaint about this exact thing to one of the government sites so im going to pretend I had a part in this

The monkey’s paw curls…

Around hitlers dick

This. Especially the second half.

The awwwwtism range

And amphetamine

FYI teams has a setting to block direct calls and an automated voice message for missed calls.

Mine has been set to reject calls and play an automated message letting the caller know to ping me first on teams ever since my company decided it was an amazing idea to forward every employee’s office phone number/calls to our God damned teams account.

I despise spam calls and refuse to take calls unless asked first

A thief to be

Looking for opportunity

What are they going to hit?

100 miles of grass in any direction?

You should always do your crime out in the ocean. Maritime law and all that

Never sign anything. If they don’t have your signature they can’t prove you did anything.

There is also always money in the banana stand.

In bigger company’s C levels manage VPs who manage directors who manage managers

It’s management alll the way down

One of my favorites

And they won’t say no

…Because of the implications

Honorable mentions that could be swapped with any of my bottom 4:

Eve online

Total war Warhammer 2/3

Baldurs gate 3

Minecraft

Elden ring

Borderlands 2

Pokemon emerald

Fallout 4

Monster Hunter world

Chivalry II

Gears of war 2

PUBG

Escape from Tarkov

Call of duty: World at war

Roughly in that order

He is a professional

It’s not so much a grip on step f as a twisting jerking motion

You know. Standard lifting procedure.

$The$same$company$that$bundles$ bloat/mal/spyware$on$new$devices$

$$$Whatever$$$could$$$they$$$be$$$thinking$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Dude got his job AAAAND this fancy ladder he used to climb to that position

Just pulled it up behind him when he was done climbing

I had a roommate exactly like this in college

That poor dog and poor cat usually ended up locked in her tiny bedroom in our 3br apartment all day

She called the cops on us a couple times for having friends over

Idk I don’t think it’s that bad for 18th century farmers

“No soldiers can squat in your house unless they have a letter from uncle sam saying they can”