Only in open mockery.

Girl, same.

I make a mighty fine second breakfast

“please be oppressed peacefully”

I was gonna ask “which kind” but it’s definitely both.

Men will LITERALLY construct an entire persona based around their phobias as a result of trauma over witnessing the murder of their parents during a mugging orchestrated by crime bosses and spend millions of dollars on toys and gadgets to act out revenge fantasies and calling it vigilante justice rather than go to therapy.

This gave me quite the giggle.

Unfortunately, I have no one in my life who will think it’s funny.

edit: wow, Redditors are better at accepting the truth, lol

So go pander to them.

If I own something, I can do whatever I like with it because it’s mine.

If I can’t do what I like, it’s not truly mine.

“but… The little R next to his name means he’s on my side” - Most Republicans

Good. Don’t negotiate with terrorists.

He was more than a hero.

He was a union man.

Bridge under the river Kwai?

eats mint

How can we be so sure? Someone’s gonna have to test it.

Whether you think you’re prepared or not, you will find out once your trip is in full swing.

I’d like to think I’d be prepared if I knew it was coming, but I’m sure if there was even the smallest little bits of “oh god please no” left in me, it’s coming out right around the time I start seeing leaves on trees swirl together.

It was a table of amoral/evil shit bags before they let a nazi sit there… They just don’t bother hiding it anymore.

Around these parts, it’s usually a lifted pickup with at least one punisher decal.

With enough people against them their mansions and PMC guards won’t be able to stop the mob.

It’s all part of their half-assed brainworm infested plan to make words meaningless.

They got associated with actual domestic terrorism, so they start trying to make the word lose its power.

If you repeat that your opponents are domestic terrorists for minor things, when more of their Good Ol Boy brand pops up, people can dismiss it easier.

Millions of tax dollars invested in programs, thousands of tax dollars in this case alone brought a hardened criminal mastermind to justice, over a bicycle that cost the company maybe $50 from the manufacturer.

I hope someone along the line stopped at any point to realize how colossally wasteful it was.

Friendly educational reminder that the most effective way to shoot down a drone is 12ga bird shot and clay target loads, you don’t need to pierce the body you only need to break the propellers. Your range isn’t infinite, but it’s better than video games would have you believe. Of course this information is only relevant if you decide to substitute clay target shooting with drones, as one does.

Yeah I got mildly excited when I read the title, and now I’m just mildly irritated.

Good for pc players though, it’s something!

This keeps getting shared on the fediverse, it’s literally just spreading misinformation.