This guy clearly fucks.

Get your hand off my penis!

One by one.

legnuage

When this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you’re going to see some Serius shct

What is a Dutch paradox?

A more advanced Dutch rudder

David Hasselhoff’s b-day

July 17, for your convenience

little fucker

now you listen right here…

Do not ask for whom the gay frog coughs;

it coughs for thee

My feet started sweating

How else will your stillsuit reclaim your water?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jgYYOUC10aM

Hey, get real

Caveat Temptor

You Sagittariuses sure are a contentious people!

I have an outstanding warrant …is that the same?

Princess Penelope Scribblefarts

you all are really chairing me up

you know… I think I saw a comment on here not too long ago about this kind of thing as well.

What I learn from this is that if I eat spoiled eggs, I have a 2/3 chance of ending up in Cancun or backpacking across Europe. Brb