

Is it just me or is everybody else here thinking about spanking that ample arse too ?


Is it just me or is everybody else here thinking about spanking that ample arse too ?

Got any stories?


Was she bad?

Cum stain.
Have you considered stand up comedy?

How do you like to be used?

Classy. Love it

Ever done something like this before? (party favour)
What should happen after you are hypnotised?

What else would you do for her?

Oh yeah? Like what?


I like that her hair gets the same treatment!

There are no hot singles in your area OP?
This is a great pickup line, would pay to see someone use it in the real world!

There are women on 4chan? Tell us about it!!!

There are people saying hookup posts should be against the rules here: https://lemmynsfw.com/post/34985903
which implies it’s not against the rules currently? I have definitely seen some on Lemmy but maybe it was on gonewild not AskLemmy?

“ASMR is a subjective experience of “low-grade euphoria” characterized by “a combination of positive feelings and a distinct static-like tingling sensation on the skin”. It is most commonly triggered by specific auditory stimuli, and less commonly by intentional attention control and visual stimuli.”
I am not sure I get it. What videos / sounds should I try listening to ?

Here is one:
I have two pet girls. One is blonde and the other is a curvy asian. They have cat-tail butt plugs and little pink ears and diamond studded shock collars to ensure loyalty. And they meow, obviously, but only when told, and if they don’t? They get spanked or shocked or water thrown at them or I tie their little ankles together and have my way with them, but nothing too weird because I’m not a psycho, but like, enough for them to appreciate who’s in charge.
The blonde is a bratty little bitch who pushes my coffee mug off the table deliberately, because you need the bratty one, and the other is like, super sweet and obedient, and they hate each other because I play them against each other and punish the good one for the bad one’s fuck-ups, but also they’re obsessed with each other’s bodies and I often find them humping each other near their litter box when they think I am not paying attention (I am always paying attention). And I make them do stuff for me, like one massages my feet while the other eats me out or they crawl around the apartment on hands and knees with vibrators sticking out of them while I sip cheap wine and ignore them until they’re so desperate to cum they start humping both of my legs at the same time and I relent and tell them they can 69 each other until they get off but afterwards they must eat some cat food.

Since you are flexible why not try the 9 on this list! https://www.self.com/gallery/9-sex-positions-you-should-only-attempt-if-youre-insanely-flexible

Does alcohol make you horny? Craziest thing you ever did drunk?
I like your attitude!