Dear Lord, there really is a heaven.

You must be a riot to be with. Your smile is so contagious! I’d be laughing the whole time I’m fucking you.

Consentually have my way with you then break open a bottle of my best wine and listen to your opinions on Nietzsche.

Hands tied overhead, ankles in a spreader bar. That should do it.

My god. You’re perfect.

Yes.

Wow. Really hate the Jews, don’t we

You made,that up out of whole cloth.

That’s more than the Hamas terrorists have done.

Who you planning to sell it to?

That was hilarious.

I’m kinda ok with that.

What the hell was that? I’ve seen people treated more painfully during a massage.

I envy the master who put that collar on you.

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My favorite color is off.

Wrong community. Those aren’t tiny by a long shot.

Would certainly enjoy seeing more of your new discovery!

You are beautiful!

You should accesorize with a pair of handcuffs

Suckable