Gotta be a Tricky Dick.

This hard drive is so big when it moves, the Richter scale picks it up.

Very cute especially with that sly smile.

Psh, amateurs.

You gotta send multiple dick pics.

When I really like someone, I let them see my big dick.

She be tuing on my lips till my organ blows.

Only on Lemmy, is one of the options “I use Arch”.

Da’ biggest waaagh.

Naked cuddles are indeed the best kind of cuddles.

There’s the grift.

I thought Superman was woke and woke goes broke?

It may have started with Russia however once it hit a tipping point. Just gotta like it run free.

It’s the same reason why the world is leting Israel commit genocide, or not get involved in the Yemen Civil War, or ongoing genocide in Maynamer, or the dozens of current active war zones.

The world simply doesn’t care. The wold only cares when the global economy is being threatened.

That’s not Epstein list. It’s just book with a bunch of contacts. Some Epstein met, some Epstein wanted to meet.

As per Snopes:

Because according to Mr. Rodriguez’s statement in the affidavit, the book was compiled by employees of Mr. Epstein, not by Mr. Epstein himself. Those contacted for this article acknowledged having met Ghislaine Maxwell, Mr. Epstein’s former girlfriend and “lady of the house,” and posited perhaps that was how their names ended up in the book. (It is unclear from the affidavit whether Ms. Maxwell is one of the “employees.” Ms. Buck said that she had met Ms. Maxwell at a boutique opening but that “she never phoned me.”)

The Integillience did a deep dive on the contacts in the book.

I mean Hitler did kill Hitler.

Nothing would be funnier than Bongino went full hard conspiracy theorist on Epstein; completely thinking Nazi Blondi is holding back information. Let them all infight on this.

The more they are spending time infighting, the better it’s for all of us.

They’re called Indians for a reason. So we’re going to deport them to …throws a dart at a map the Indian Ocean.

I like to think this meeting could’ve been a fist fight.

2 weeks Trumpy time is either very short or never happens.

Sweet, fucking baby Jesus. This is truly the dumbest timeline.

then buy 60 senators for a bag of bubblegum and two spools of string.

The old senators will think that’s a good deal.