BOOBA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Wife covers again with sweater

Me:

Fuck that shit, I use AI to summarize basically all my overly extended work emails

Yes. The 3d shape existence is not affected by changing pi values

I’m pretty sure that donkeys/mules, camels, bulls and elephants have a lead, or at least very close on that

🟤🟤 🦖

Nice

Quacking whippersnappers!

Nice

Nice

I’m just gonna go ahead and say it. The fuck is juuling

Which is not much but it’s weird it has happened 5 times this last 3 years

Finally super Mario sunshine, fire emblem and soul calibur and a GameCube controller for the switch.

We have reached peak humanity

Don’t you know that property is theft ah ah, oh noo, Mikaeli 🎵🎶

Virtuosity?

A self made man. I respect that

It’s there! ▶️

Computer, generate eight-foot-tall versions of girlfriend, reprogrammed with severe maternal instincts.

Reprogram then to think that sitting on my face is taking care of me.

Additionally, add to them an extreme need to pee while sitting, completely unskipable.

Generate goggles for me and Increase my olfactory receptors sensitivity by a factor of 5000%

Increase their erogenous areas sensitivity by a factor of 10000% as well

Disengage ALL safety protocols.

Execute and run program.

Good riddance I say

Good riddance I say