There was a guy on cam sites who has a fetish involving American cheese slices, eg. covering body parts with it, etc.

Girls would get really excited when they came into their chat, as he was kind of like a cryptid sighting. He was super chill and professional and private forums would tell stories about their experiences with him. Lovingly admired by the community.

Involving unsuspecting & unconsenting people into your kink/fetish? That dude’s a fucking loser and should go away forever.

You’re out of your fucking mind.

To anyone reading: don’t do this. Ever.

Why are you always in the light? Are you a plant or something?

So what is the excuse of Lemmy posters?

Lotta people hate reading anything longer than a sentence. Reminds me of online reviews that say “idk I haven’t used it yet” and give it 2 stars or something. Drives me up the fucking wall.

Can you imagine if we just started making snarky comments and turning off lights that people purposely put on? Wow, that’d be so rude! Right? Right??

Nah.

They’ve already tried to prosecute miscarriages. Miscarriage is literally categorized as a “spontaneous abortion”.

No pregnant person is safe.

I want to be the seamstress and sew everyone their dream witchy clothes!!

Well… sure. That.

The drugs just sometimes help to dull the pain. And make you forget. Sometimes.

They’re pointing at bug!

I had this only happen once in a doctor’s waiting room. “Sorry, it’s a work phone. Can’t risk it.” Then they went to ask someone else.

I have some rude thoughts about parents that allow their kids to do this to strangers.

I now carry toy cars in my bag and give them out to kids who seem restless in grocery stores, waiting rooms, etc. It’s fun. (:

Putting aside the psychotic torture fantasies of these unhinged weirdos, could I please give perspective?

I’m anti-pornography. I’m also a former sex worker. I don’t think that no one should consume porn, but you need to realize how horrific the porn industry truly is. It’s why I think people should consume amateur stuff, OF, and independent makers. Big name companies are abusive, full-stop. There are, of course, exceptions with smaller stuff, too, but if you knew what these women and girls AND many boys and men go through for the sake of porn, I hope you would be horrified and disgusted.

This is not a moralistic, prude, “Christian-viewpoint”-thing. Far from it! All I’m saying is that if most of y’all can be furious & boycott N×stlé for their human rights abuse, y’all should also look into ethical porn consumption.

🎶 Goblins in the friiiidge 🎶

Ayyyy~ what the fuck?

My father never smoke or drank a day in his life.

I still got it.

I thought that brain worms was a thing he made up as evidence in court so that he wouldn’t have to pay his ex-wife alimony?

After finding out I’m a single parent: “He needs a dad!”

Mind your own fucking business. Lol I hate this town.

Also, very recently, I’ve been hearing so many adults refer to my kid as “absolutely gorgeous” and “ridiculously handsome”, and it’s been making me feel extremely uncomfortable. Probably my own hang-ups and experiences as a teen, so I just gotta deal with it for now. I typically just swerve the conversation to his accomplishments and personality traits.

I spent a loooong time on R×ddit before the third-party apps got shut down. I may or may not have collected over 10,000+ images & memes in the years my account was active. I kept them all exclusively because they made my kid laugh and he loved (and still loves) to scroll through my “meme gallery” on my phone. (:

Also have quite a few on an SD card I copied to my PC. I should post some of those, too!

Also, thank you so much for your contributions! The kid and I love seeing new nice memes!

Sounds like incentive to take matters into your own hands.

Shane, of course! Who tf gets jealous over Shane??