People: God, please stop giving children leukemia.

God: Well now I’m gonna do it harder.

Musical Dexter

Well actually… https://youtu.be/XXXqmw6iJCY?t=38s

He did? Weird, never mentioned it.

Holy hell

Their father in law is a big Trumper. That’s about the gist.

No, the real strat is to ram hundreds of EOs through so fast the courts don’t have time to shoot them all down. And then, I dunno, drone strike the opposition and call it an official presidential act cause evidently that’s cool now.

Yep I had that backwards in my head. Could this actually end up not being terrible? Don’t wanna give him any credit but I’m not read up on economics.

Or the human was sitting on the toilet too long and the good boy got them some gosh darn fiber.

I think he has an automatic negative connotation just because of his many cops etc idolize him, but he’s a fantastic character. In the (Uhh I think) daredevil show and comic he knocked DD out, chained him up with a revolver, and said shoot me or I will assassinate this bad guy. Like “you wanna do the ‘killing is wrong’ shtick? Welcome to my trolley problem, bitch.”

So he’s putting tariffs on Vietnamese imports but exports are unburdened… So he’s basically creating a trade deficit? The thing he railed against months ago?

These are the same people that say trump wasn’t directly responsible for what happened on January 6th. So yeah, unless they have a video of Hitler saying “I am signing an order to kill all the jews” next to at least two notaries to confirm the order’s authenticity, and documented chain of custody for the film to prove it wasn’t edited, then that’s not enough proof.

Ah hell, I reminded myself of this halfway through writing https://youtu.be/sHQljMOQdJ4

Why would they use the American flag for English? We speak American. /s kinda?

Too credible.

Crinkle are dogshit tier but I’ll take them over sweet potato anything.

Can we get a petition going or something? Truly sick of their shit.

anthropologist Eric Silverman writes, "A common test for foreskinned authenticity [in medieval times] was taste. A physician, supervised by a priest, sampled the skin for the flavor of genuine holiness.

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Cuttlefish, 100%.

Aren’t you Christian? Ethics are whatever you say God says they are.