Have you ever listened to the Yoshida Brothers?

‘But main street’s still all cracked and broken’

‘Come on Mom, the crowd has spoken’

Marge V.S. the Monorail

Edit: it’s ‘mob’ not ‘crowd’ but in my defense I drove for 11 hours today

Thank you!

Recipe or it didn’t happen /s

Looks delicious!

Plus you could drop his HP to something like what he would get if he rolled a 2 every level (20+attribute+feats at level 10) so he wouldn’t be significantly more durable.

This is a great idea, I had thought about him having lower health but didn’t think of how to do that mechanically.

Keep in mind that physically active people tend to stay physically active so unless you give him an injury, became sedentary for some reason

I had the idea that after getting married, he definitely became more sedentary. Thematically, I planned on him burying his sword and armor in the back yard and eventually starting a garden to ‘stay close to his roots’ pun intended. Mildly active, but definitely not fighting shape.

Or you could just use the Veteran NPC statblock and give them a few of the abilities from your list instead of using character creation rules.

Someone else suggested something similar and might be the right way to approach it. I definitely will look into this.

Thanks for your input

Interesting, I didn’t know aging used to be a mechanic in dnd. I will definitely read into that.

Maybe dial it down somewhat to something that will trigger, but not as often.

That’s a really good point. Maybe a dc4 or 5? 20-25% chance.

Also having to roll another check and d4 damage sounds like it would add a lot of time to his turns.

I wasn’t going to add another check, more if he missed an attack. That being said I didn’t take this into account, I don’t want him hogging time for sure. Maybe he loses at turn if he misses an attack. Resistance to mental attacks sounds like a good idea too.

Thank you for your feedback, I will definitely take it into account

Thank you, I kind of assumed this would be an issue. Just wanted to see if it was possible, I may just add him to my stack of unplayed characters. I really enjoy rolling up characters even if they dont get played.

Oh, he definitely took an arrow to the knee

I came here to say this, but don’t believe I could have stated it quite so eloquently. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

What would life be like if I robbed the Kwiki mart?

It would be really hard for an American audience to follow along if they spoke arabic

/s

My friends and I used to do this with a song by drum and bass dj Goldie. For some reason touch tunes had a set of his that lasted 45 minutes, we would throw that in 3+ times in a row and bounce. Worst part, the beginning and end would bleed together really well so you really couldn’t tell it restarted. So for $4 the bar would have 2+ hours of drum and bass.

Eventually the bartenders caught on and would shut off the touch tune when we would show up.

To lower the surface of the ocean 1" you would need to move 1.1 billion cubic kilometers of dirt/rock. That’s 12 million MT Everests worth of material.

If you spread this evenly across the entire surface of the land, it would raise it by 7".

Is it probable? No Is it possible? Technically yes? But that’s purely hypothetical.

Sourse: Duck duck go AI and bad math so take it with a grain of crack

This got me to look at Control for the first time, and I can’t wait to play it.

Ultimate edition currently on sale on Steam for only $3.99!

I love this skyrim mod. It’s soooo funny being out and about then all of a sudden you hear a faint “Toot Tooot” and freak the fuck out

I’ve read all of them except City of Dreaming Books in English. Ruma is a very close second for me followed by the Alcamasters Apprentice. I wish I could speak/read German, there are a couple of titles of his that apparently won’t be translated for a reason I can’t remember.

‘The 13 &1/2 lives of Captain Bluebear’ is a wonderful novel and a super fun read. Easily my favorite of the Zamonia series by Walter Mores. I highly recommend this series

I literally thought an in game boss was telling you to get a refund

In my opinion, the number one reason that guy is objectively and unequivocally not hot is the fact he is not wearing a seat belt.

Donate to a local food bank, homeless shelter, meals on wheels. Styrofoam containers can be used to store or transport hot or cold foods to those in need.