Someone should check on Jay from RLM.

The real challenge is playing Total War Warhammer as Nurgle

It’s authoritarian to not let your kids drive you into bankruptcy buying skibidi toilet skins for their Fortnite avatar.

I’m forklift certified!

I also have above average upper body strength and can type fast.

So, FYI, there’s Hinge now, which is sorta becoming the “serious relationship for 25-40 year olds” app, and since it came out I think tinder is slowly reverting to a hookup app.

Seems a lot of them are having come to Jesus moments(CW: r/neoliberal)

I SERVE THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF THE GREAT LAKES!!!

We will liberate Pennsylvania and New York for their Imperialist overlords!

Reporter: “Ye… Yessss?”

A bunch of people were really horny.

There was “discourse” on Twitter recently about “body counts”, and an interesting conclusion people came to through it: if you were a moderately good looking person in a moderately cool city when tinder first hit the market, you body count tended to be WAY higher than most people.

I can confirm, I’m not even that good looking but I was living in Philly when tinder was first a thing and it was a total fuck fest.

Idk if it was a cultural shift or the app getting enshittified, likely both, but dating apps ain’t the same anymore.

Me flirting: “so in season 3 of Deep Space 9…”

Last time I saw age gap discourse pop off I saw someone get banned for advocating for a higher AOC, they were banned under “pedo apologia”. I never got the mods logic there

Correct me if I’m wrong, but you can break the sabbath to save a life right? Which this ceasefire would do.

Grunnregler

My current partner is 2 years younger than me so I’ve backslided into revisionism

Thank you comrade Trump!

I once dated a woman 16 years older than me, so clearly I am the most scientific Marxist!

I sometimes just cut it off the peg if I don’t have a magnet thingy