Good thing you sold guitars and not phones!

Why there is duck with two head?

Also, I get Berserk Eclipse vibes from this.

Use to do 10-15 hours on a free day. Now I have a hard time doing 1-2 without having to take a break.

It’s one big circus. However, we’re the clowns cause we keep waiting for the main act to start.

I think death is going to be waiting a while. Turtles have an exceptionally long lifespan.

Where the fuck my red pistachio go?

Sadly I was born in it. 14.4 squad represent. What’s sad though is that I still live in it. Maybe 1mb down on a good day. Sad face.

Both A and B are tall people problems. I hate staying at a hotel where the nozzle is at about 60in and I can only water my nipples.

I agree. Don’t be mean!

Flush, poop, raise lid, wipe, flush. That’s the correct order.

Totally stumped a kid with a can opener once. Watching them struggle was incredibly fun. Didn’t even tell them what to use it on, just that it opened something.

Back home a 40gb download was balls. 40 was almost my whole weekend at 1.2 down.

Don’t be a heel, give them a chance.

Sushi explodes

Agreed. It’s like if coke got bored and decided to snort itself.

Most of the time I just click on stuff. Sometimes I do an awkward laugh just to mix things up.

Nothing. I keep the BaconReader app so that when I click on it and nothing loads, I know there is nothing for me there.

When they ask for a receipt I like to say no thanks, I used the self receipt check. I’m good.

Just don’t use it for anything else other than keeping your pants up. Definitely no kinky stuff with the everyday belt.

Totally digging in. I’m still trying to find the easiest way to navigate. I don’t spend nearly as long in Lemmy as I did Reddit, which is a good time. 10-15 minutes every few hours seems healthy. It satisfies that urge just enough.