also the delicious irony in that t.rex is one of few dinosaurs that it seems did not have feathers, though in turn it seems it had naked skin rather than scales…

and this is why everyone needs a pet who will notice you doing nothing important and scream at you to give them attention

how does it make it illegal? it’s effectively a ban, sure, but it’s explicitly not illegal to sell sex, you cannot face legal charges for being a prostitute.

companies doing something actually useful for pride month?
do we have a word like “impressive” but when it’s something that should be obvious yet is barely ever done? Maybe “outstanding” said in an extremely sarcastic tone?

considering how cats just keep showing up in people’s houses and acting like they’ve been living there all along, it seems we do in fact deserve cats

but they’re specifically avoiding burning their hams

also the fact that old people when left to their devices will start having kinky sex is a pretty common joke

sex work isn’t illegal here last i checked, what’s illegal is buying sex

it’s a joke on how motorists tend to become suddenly meek and polite when you’re holding a big fuckoff construction brick in your hand

thank u emotional support brick

man i’m glad i don’t have to share public transport with people like you

they also try very hard to make sure people remain and become uneducated, hence why schools suck even worse in places that have been right wing for a long time

“nooooo little boy from animal crossing, don’t go into the weed cave!”
“animal crossing blabber”

as horrifying as it is to say: there’s a reason folding phones sell

it’d be great if the existing government bodies that explicitly exist to help people find jobs did their own fucking jobs and didn’t just sit around jerking off to paperwork and humiliating poor people

the obvious solution to this is that you aren’t making a rational and sensible decision if it supports a shit system, as the rational decision would be to do anything that works toward dismantling or changing the system.

Prince sausage is a traditional thing and this is how we like to serve it

i have to note that “robinsons penis hängd ute” is such bad grammar that it’s giving me a minor stroke reading it

bapacka balunch
bapick banick…
BA’NOODLE

“you see the uniforms are needed to keep everything klean, the pointy hat makes splashes run off rather than collect on the top!”