TheVelvetGentleman [he/him]

I’d microwave them too if my titties looked like that.

Beans on toast slaps tho. Throw some cheese or an egg on there and you’re going to have a good time. It’s also so quick and easy that it slides into the top ten breakfast foods.

I forgot SNL existed again. Does anyone still watch this?

This kind of implies that the military is willing to shoot the wealthy? If so, based. I’ll gladly hold up the platform so the wealthy can be summarily executed. Don’t know who the other guys are on top but more of this, please.

He has the stronger pervert mustache.

Is that on Netflix?

something something I can’t get out of vi. Am I doing memes now?

https://www.speer.com/bullets/handgun-bullets/jacketed-handgun-bullet/19-4495.html

Speer is a very popular ammunition manufacturer.

I wish I could run the “good” video AIs on my local machine. The only ones that are available suck. And yes, I want to make revolting pornography, of course.

Can people not tell this is AI or are we pretending it isn’t for a goof?

They can’t help themselves. The intrusive thoughts take over.

But my culture!

I’m so exhausted.

I don’t care what you say; any car good enough for Columbo is good enough for me.

I too wish the free market was actually free sometimes. I want a small, cheap, efficient car like literally every other country in the world produces.

I wasn’t.

Harry? Do you mean Detective Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau?

I’m glad sites like this exist, but mostly because they’re seemingly taking the heat away from torrent trackers.

This guy doesn’t get bronze age humor.

I love the “no ethical consumption” cop out. You don’t see them making the same argument in favor of child labor or slavery.