Yay!

The ones I haaaate are the girls who get on a crowded tram and proceed to spray themselves with perfume. A known hazard of Friday pm public transport. Or anytime on trams that pass a secondary school.

Consultants are paid out of your budget. I’m just letting you know as a public service and to build community goodwill.

Nope. It’s Fruit Free Friday. (ok raisin bread doesn’t count, or does it?) Overindulged yesterday and me bowels are suffering in consequence.

My go to is little packets of wasabi peas. Perfectly wholesome - even healthy. Don’t often see the same faces twice though. Heh heh.

Latest coles magazine has a recipie for smashed cucumbers, which might be fun to try. Uses 8 cucumbers smashed cucumbers paragraph 3 on recipie

Knock knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Please don’t cry - it’s just a joke.

Thank you very much. Scrumptious.

Fillet Steak Diane, with minted new potatoes and buttered green beans please chef. Strawberry pavlova to follow.

Or else.

It’s even more fun trying to communicate the full breadth of menopause to a 30 something male manager.

Ayup. Welcome to the wonderful world of corporate ‘care’. Jobs not done till the paperwork has been filed.

Send them an invoice - at $100 per hour minimum. Plus travel costs. Add danger money if they get rude.

You’re a braver person than I am. Soricide is still against the law, but soooo tempting in these circumstances. Still, its her stuff so she gets to decide.

Do you have any anti-itch cream available? I’ve found that plain vaseline can help with mystery rashes, helps stop the itches. Not a cure, not even close, but may help with symptoms until you get your results. Sending some healing vibes through the aether.

I like the extreme levels of choice. I guess pasta, again. Seems to be the vibe today.

Such a pity radical phlebotomy has gone out of fashion. Maybe we can do a tiktok video … could be an excellent way to lose weight.

If those complete and utter POSs thought they were taking part in a sex game, then maybe the game wasn’t sex so much as domination, and the whole point was the absence of the power to choose. Which to me indicates a very frail and fragile sense of their own masculinity. The husband should be executed imo. Preferably by lethal injection.

These questions here too.

Welcome back! We’ve all missed you lots.