Yeah, it’s the wurst

Yeah, Fuck John Barron

Hope

Ah, so these are people impersonating ice agents, by uh, dressing in plain clothes and driving unmarked vehicles? Maybe if they should have uniforms or something

Us normal people don’t golf on the clock

What’s oniony about this article?

Right. My 9 year old would reply with “just give me ice cream and let me play Minecraft all day” where I would not suggest that.

Now for any age: if they seem grumpy, feed them.

You’ve just destroyed my afternoon, thanks and congratulations

Edit: installed it. very cool. It would be crazy on my watch though.

Yeah, I was just making a joke.

Does this mean we should deport you? I’m not calling for this, only trying to understand how it works.

I’m already going to a kid amusement park tomorrow, so I guess I would just be the coolest dad there.

Portable communicators. It would be slick to have a USB c tricorder though.

So… The inflation increasing act?

Is your kink lockpicking lawyer?

Someone hasn’t returned the gaming group my library has for loans.

He just doesn’t have the cards

If anything, they learned the wrong lessons

Sorry, loan forgiveness is only for the rich.

A dual resign from life? Yeah.

Goodnight Moon takes them a bit more time to read.