I can’t wait to wake them up early once or twice.

Do you call your kids bloody alarm clocks? That’s a great name for them when you’re off work. (Mine woke me at like 5:30, early riser for some reason)

It’s probably a pack that makes llamas come in a third color.

Supremer Court?

PTSD on the hoops I had to go through to get the Xbox gift card my kid received one year into Minecraft coins. We don’t have an Xbox, it was… Tricky at the time.

You can see the door of the tardis in the background on the left, and the Stargate on the right.

Call the facility “the house”

I hope you intended this to be to the tune of “that’s amore” because that’s what happened in my head

It involves getting money from other sources, their billionaires. Not the other team’s billionaires

Me, who picks spells that have their down sides listed at the end and use the time to my advantage.

5d6 damage.

Is there a save? *Beep* times up, take the damage please.

Rocket surgery is not pre-approved.

Can’t lose it if you don’t look for it!

Edit: find a good outlet for fun that you consider normal. Don’t let it go and keep it your normal.

Over here it went straight into heat pump pricing. :(

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Sweet, thanks!

I generally agree with everyone else, but I need to ask if that is a tree topper, and if the files are available, my tree broke my printed Mario Star this year, and we will need a new star next year.

Even if it rises in July 2028, it’ll be Biden’s fault.

You think he would stop giving him cheese, but no, that ship must have amazing air filters to keep it from stinking like dog farts.

Pop a balloon

Wow that sucks. When the first discussions of Obamacare came up, Republicans should have went with “we don’t need govt death panels, we have death panels at home!”