Kamala Khan is Pakistani.

Kamala Harris is Indian/Jamaican.

I would bet that there are regional pronunciations. Plus, that’s not unique. I’ve met three different women from southern California named Andrea and they all had different pronunciations.

Philly threw batteries at Santa, but they have some standards.

You reap what you sow, Browns. You finally got a top-fifteen QB after decades of shit. He takes you to the playoffs and you beat the hated Steelers. Then you run him out of town and give big money to a serial sex offender who has done nothing but suck.

You shit in this bed, now you have to sleep in it.

Tony Hawk is a grandpa.

MacArthur was a bit crazy in that regard…

I have met many, many school teachers in my adult life and the vast majority of them are lovely people. There has only been one who I’d describe as a psychopath.

Alcoholics? Absolutely. It’s a toss-up between teachers, lawyers and nurses for the hardest-drinking group of motherfuckers I’ve ever known.

Wow. You suck.

Ocarina of Time

If I’m a coworker in this situation I don’t care. If I’m a manager in this situation I just don’t bother training them on anything but the basics for the job.

Players still aren’t allowed to gamble. Coaches sure aren’t. Player- coaches sure as fuck aren’t. Player-coaches who pull themselves in high- pressure situations for a Mendoza-line player can get fucked.

I thought that those were levels of price reduction.

.99 is normal

.98 is on sale

.97 is deep sale, never going to be cheaper

That’s how my buddy who worked at WallyWorld 20 years ago explained it.

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

Related to Dunbar’s number. The human brain is only capable of really recognizing around 100 people as actual people and understanding interactions with them. Everybody else in the world is only a person in a vague, nebulous sort of way.

Seriously. I bought a book online as a gift, intending to pick it up on my way through Portland. They didn’t have it ready when I showed up, so they mailed it to me free of charge.

CAT5 was right there…

Caffeine and anger.

Hey, NYT Cooking is fantastic, as long as you cut the recipe in half but keep the original amount of garlic.

I get that people have a problem with power metal in general and this band specifically. But these guys put on such a fucking fun show when I saw them last year.

Can we parlay this into some school vouchers?

Been a long, long time since I’ve been to /r/seattlewa. They were a big part of why I quit reddit. Is it still a cesspool of hate and bigotry, spewing anti-homeless rhetoric and jerking off Jon Cho and Jason Rantz?