Soon, CO2 detectors will be called woke

In a couple moments: “Korea was always so bad to us! We never liked them very much! I’m glad they’re gone! I have a very large penis!”

Dammit!!! I just had a whole serving of onion!

Couldn’t agree more

Good thing we have 40 years of history to play through instead of giving them new money 😁

You want a ripoff?! The 25th Wii game! It was straight up a SNES rom of All-Stars (and not even the revision that included Mario World) 😅

Laura Loomer did say he stabbed Trump in the back like… two weeks ago or something

I’m sorry… but I will go to jail to defend my daughters! Yes, castle laws are a bit excessive, but if one or more people actually took the time to plan and decide to forcefully enter my home: all bets are off!

Tucker Carlson should try to fuck a pig live on air to prove he doesn’t get a hard-on while fucking a pig… you know… to prove he’s not a zoophiliac

But there’s just so many…!

A couple years ago I would have believed you…

(New-Yorkers… go out and fucking VOTE!)

So they’re prepared for alleyways executions

(I kinda wrote it as a bad joke…. But re-reading it I feel it’s becoming more and more of a possibility)

Is it because you say “I remember this from 30 years ago” that emacs has a doctor?

Why do you say that?

Grandpa, will you tell me the story about the black and orange computer screens please?

I would respond… but I can’t figure out how to exit Vim

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Slide to the left

I must have spent a solid 8 Jeremy Beremy’s watching and re-watching it!

I know a guy who has aphantasia and is using AI image generation to actually see what he’s thinking about. He explained that his imagination is more like an itemized list.

I think it’s been flushed as toilet paper a couple years back…

#UkraineInNATOnow !

Violence isn’t the answer, it’s the question!

And the answer is « yes »