Schafgang.

Hours of fun.

“Did you know you can donate one or all of your organs to the Aperture Science self-esteem fund for girls? It’s true!”

There is such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fucking aware of it.

Blimey!

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Drei-Finger-dick geschnitten bitte.

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Results

There was consensus that chronic and acute stretching (a) improves range of motion (although alternatives exist) and (b) reduces muscle stiffness (which may not always be desirable); the panel also agreed that chronic stretching © may promote vascular health, but more research is warranted. In contrast, consensus was found that stretch training does not (a) contribute substantively to muscle growth, (b) serve as an all-encompassing injury prevention strategy, © improve posture, or (d) acutely enhance post-exercise recovery.

You’re clearly not a golfer.

I see what you did there.

Still owes me 20 bucks, just sayin

Hahaha cheers mate. It is, I’m glad it served you for a chuckle.

Hamilton retires and sells wooden luxury boats on Lake Como via a company he bought from George Clooney.

Ferrari pay out RBR and secure Verstappen with unrejectable amounts of money, but build him the most fucked up car on the grid. Leclerc retires in anger from F1 just one day out from the last race in Abu Dhabi with just 4 points across the entire season.

Checo rejoins RBR alongside Bottas. Tsunoda becomes RBR reserve driver.

Flavio Briatore flaunts an unnamed “dark pool money sponsor” and buys Mercedes for an undisclosed sum after Toto is charged with causing grievous bodily harm during a sale negotiation meeting between two in Sardinia. Toto is taken into custody by Italian authorities immediately and subsequently sentenced to six months imprisonment on Elba island. Susie Wolf files for divorce and becomes FIA president. Russel wins WDC, and the team secures the WCC in Qatar.

Bernd Mayländer and Ron Dennis buy Cadillac and rebrand to Sturmforce after GM files for bankruptcy prior to the begin of the season, signing Mick Schumacher and Robert Kubica. Chips company Chio becomes the primary team sponsor after shrewd negotiations by Mayländer’s “family connections”.

Werbefreier link

Crikey!

Nice!

I ordered neem cake fertiliser online. Dissolved the pellets in water to water the plants with. A fortnight and a few watering cycles later, every single gnat was gone. No sticky yellow, no sand.

The fuckers have been driving me insane for months, I have won the battle and the war. Get stuffed, gnats!

I had no idea what MDP was, but after a quick search I assume it refers to Music Player Daemon, for anyone else wondering.