I like one that really needs to be told in person, but here. What’s the key to a good joke timing

This one may not be a ‘serious’ answer, but “a world on fire” by Bo Burnham is quite short. https://youtu.be/1ws33f6qys4

The way I heard it, the UK reported single digit ticket sales (as in, less than 10)

41k new users in 4 days? Not too bad, but certainly not a mass exodus. Tiktok’s user base is quite large, although I don’t know the US specific user base size. It is a shame people don’t choose better alternatives though.

11 mph? In the land down under 3 kph (~1.86 mph) is enough to be fined and get demerit points.

Strange that only 2 sources (from a quick internet search) are reporting this in the last 2 weeks. The Australian, and Skynews, both Murdoch media masks

Marvel/DC - shows only DC characters 🤔

I’ve taken to using horizontal bars on my laptop, since they either look identical or almost identical (depending on font) to emdashes. For comparison, — vs ― . they are encoded in unicode as u2014 and u2015, so are provably not the same.

And then you find it later and it is character for character what you searched for. SMH Apple

Wasn’t it crowdstrike? Close enough though

The diggy diggy hole man? Underrated reference