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on one hand, FromSoft difficulty hasn’t been the main hook point for me on their games (I like the worldbuilding and storytelling), so I get why people are getting mad about SotE being really hard in a non-circumventable way, even knowing which franchise they are playing
that being said
< jon: saying “dingers”
FWIIII
Huh! Hooh! Huh! Hooh! Huh! Hooh!
rip to a real one
FWIIII
Huh! Hooh! Huh! Hooh! Huh! Hooh!
I’m trying so hard not to animorph into a Type A chatter but he had a 28 base-mult flush and Ballot + Polaroid and he kept putting face cards last because he thought the 15 mult he was getting from the spade joker was more worth to multiply by 2 at the end
Me watching northernlion play Balatro:
the prophecy, folks, it’s been fulfilled! they’re don’t want to tell you that it has, but it has!
chocolate martinis are a drink without the presence of god in it. spicy aspartame. Fuckers got the stevia dropper on call. This shits ASS
oda what the fuck
gusty garden is actually a contender for top 10 game tracks. It’s so fucking good
pony island bangs, even on revisit (it’s been 8 years I remember watching markiplier play it when I was in middle school and being so intrigued that I bought it on GOG (i think it was GOG?))
the fact that it came out before undertale is pretty neat, knowing it’s not a part of that post-undertale meta-game wave despite the parallels
galaxy is too 9 years ago-coded to be almost double that fam
my high school-aged brother is younger than mario galaxy. he is currently scouting colleges
george bush was president when mario galaxy came out
mario galaxy is almost 17 years old
is this the bit where the meaning of critical support is thought to be ‘necessary/vital support’ (i.e. critical hit, critical operation) and not ‘support with regards to specific ventures with assumed criticism holistically’
like, when I say ‘critical support to Russia in providing aid to Cuba in defiance of US sanctions’ I don’t mean ‘Russia needs vocal support for this action because it is necessary and vital’ I mean ‘Russia is doing something good with this specific thing, and while I am acknowledging that, I want to clear away any insinuation that I am also defending, agreeing with, or trafficking in apologia for, say, the reactionary treatment of the LGBTQ+ population within Russia.’