takes away the exact amount of sand that makes it no longer considered a heap but doesn’t tell you how much that is

highxi yeah

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JK Rowling names for a gay Chinese defense lawyer (Marxist) and his closeted American prosecutorial rival (Fascist) be like Laogai Dong and Gaylord Malkontent

Ridiculous as all of this might seem, homeland security officials tell me that many if not most federal agents have taken all of the rhetoric about shadowy Antifa networks to heart.

chat is it good or bad when the Deep State realigns towards chasing Hyperborea

preemptively nominating ed zitron for the slate of 2026’s most vindicated persons. lock it in

do not use hyaluronic acid lotion when it’s dry out, oof ouch owie my face

The ultimate American project is to deracialize racism

Hezbollah vows not to respond if Iran is attacked

Sheikh Naim Qassem gave a televised speech declaring that Hezbollah would issue a strong response, should the US and Israel move forward with their planned aggression against the Islamic Republic.

are these not directly contradictory? headline misinforms, please editorialize for others

Sovereign Citizenification of the American Liberal

Trump could just say “we’re getting rid of the constitution! it’s old, it’s boring, it’s not that great really! we’re making America Even Greater this time” and liberals would wander the streets in a daze with pocket constitutions doing this to the cars trying to hit them in order to claim the “Wokeness in Public” space on their Kalshi^TM Bounty Battle Pass ~ 2031 Easter Bingo Bonanza! ~ Reward (limited offer — Trump Crypto Wallet account connection required)

constitutional crisis? try putting the document being violated on a big sign. That’ll sort it out

also finally pushed myself into deleting X The Everything App off my phone sorry umatter but I’m not eating a shit sundae just in case some of it’s fudge, it’s been real

realized I was exhibiting textbook symptoms of depression these past few months. Just got my SSRI dosage (prev for anxiety) upped after talking to my psychiatrist

increasingly feeling the only way we’re ever getting out of surveillance state decapitation-hit hell is reversing information overload tactics onto the capitalists and overencumbering their apparatuses

self-critting about this post because I should have realized they’d just diffuse the public outrage by giving a “conclusion” for the cameras

god damn America

My guess: the True-Believers think there is massive voter fraud they can prove by getting the voter rolls, the Tech Reich wants to find a way to AI Gangstalk the socialists and also the liberals probably, the Libidinal Hitlerites want a database of which immigrants are the wokest both for race science and for harassment, the Stoic Hitlerites want to engineer the Thousand-Year Reich and they need to know how to optimize voter suppression

yeah these are the burgeoning internal contradictions, Trump is assessing how much he has to fork over (thus far, Noem and Bovino) in order to stabilize the situation whilst not looking weak and I think what’s currently happening is everyone in his circle is approaching him with a pitch deck of how to maneuver this three week adventure where they blicked down Median Voters into a Win^TM in order to either curry favor or advance their own projects. Noem’s pitch was that bullshit with the voter rolls that was bungled from the start. Hegseth’s pitch is probably that they create a situation, forcing the means to do so through on exit, where once the temperature dies down ICE can operate like a stay-behind come, idk, midterms or something.

They’re overwhelmingly signaling tactical retreat, so my instinct is this is actually a long-term measure for the next wave. Hegseth is probably part of the accelerationist wing and clearly wants to make this a now thing but is either somewhat smarter than Bovino/Noem or taking Bovino/Noem as examples and will probably not contradict the Burgerfuhrer when he says ‘retreat’

Might be myopic though, I have to do more investigation tbh

all the signals are firing retreat for the moment. Bovino is allegedly vacating Minneapolis, Leavitt is shying away from fully backing Miller’s claims that Pretti was a terrorist, Trump is trying to find a tension off-ramp that frames it as his win.

it’s a fake deadline but my dad will get mad at me if I delay again