Some stories use hyperbole for dramatic effect, so clearly this is a flaw in the fundamental concept of all narrative fiction. What a dumb take.
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Real “Doctor Sleep” psychic vampire vibes from one of these.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Question to the people of lemmy that got a pp. After peeing do you wipe your pp with toilett paper or do you do the shake and dance?
4·3 days agoSounds like the lyrics to Shipoopi, originally from the “The Music Man”.
Squeeze her once when she isn’t lookin’ If you get a squeeze back, that’s fancy cookin’ Once more for a pepper-upper Never get sore on her way to supper
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•It's easier to eat salad with chopsticks than with a fork.
4·5 days agoI fully agree. Crisps/chips are also great with chopsticks, no more flavor fingers.
But this is probably more an unpopular opinion in the west than a shower thought. It shouldn’t be unpopular, but just look at the other comments. Clearly not a lot of chopstick users. And I kind of doubt anyone that claims a salad can or should be shovelled.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•It's easier to eat salad with chopsticks than with a fork.
32·5 days agoYou shouldn’t be shoveling a salad unless it’s potato or macaroni salad. Maybe your thinking of coleslaw? Leafy green salads are nearly impossible to shovel with a fork unless you mince the ingredients into unrecognizably tiny bits, aka a slaw. With very little practice, eating with chopsticks isn’t much different than eating with your fingers. In fact, there’s a few things I can do with chopsticks that I could never easily do with my fingers or a fork.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•It's easier to eat salad with chopsticks than with a fork.
2·5 days agoYou can absolutely shovel with chopsticks. It may take a little extra dexterity, but is far from impossible. It’s really only harder if you haven’t much practice with chopsticks. Besides, shoveling anything with a fork is kind of a disaster when you throw leafy greens into the mix.
That’s not how I eat a salad with chopsticks. No stabbing, no shoveling; at the dinner table that is bad etiquette. It’s more like “grabbing” a clump of lettuce and toppings mixed together with a couple “fingers”, except your “fingers” are chopsticks. Most of the small bits stick to the leafy greens or are inherently wrapped up in them. I find picking those few remaining tiny bits out of the bottom of a bowl is actually easier with chopsticks than trying to shovel them on to a fork.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•It's easier to eat salad with chopsticks than with a fork.
12·5 days agoGood news! Eating things like salad, chips/crisps, fried rice, noodle dishes, ramen, etc. is a great way to get good with chopsticks.
Her response: “That’s not even a question.”
2 demons for under a penny is quite a deal.
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simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works•me at 50% of the bars I go to these days....English
4·7 days agoThis is how I feel trying to order a margarita without added sugar.
If you’re into that kind of speculation, you might enjoy “The Cosmic Serpent” by Jeremy Narby.
There’s a lot to unpack there bud. You don’t sound okay. None of that was in the comic, you brought all that baggage.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•These various juices look delicious.
21·9 days agoWhat are you talking about? The pink one has a line of scary warning symbols including a skull and crossbones just under the word humectant.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are your thoughts on a reformed calendar? I personally think Symmetry454 would be kind of fun!
1·10 days agoWe could use something like the international fixed calendar and just make the new year’s day and leap days a day of the week so that the calendar shifts by a day or two every year.
That Wikipedia article is surprisingly silent on Norris’ support of Trump.
Fair use is not disrespectful, it’s not illegal, it’s not worsening the climate crisis like your local models.
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LEGO@lemmy.world•LEGO Logic Gates: Playing Tic-Tac-Toe Without ElectronicsEnglish
6·14 days agoYou don’t need a lot of logic to play tic-tac-toe. I’ve heard of a book that will play tic-tac-toe with you perfectly, except for one intentional mistake that allows a win. Every other game ends in a draw if you don’t make a mistake yourself.







That’s a copout and also just plain false, call them feelings or takes makes no difference here. That’s not how discourse works.