Tourette?

True story! Can confirm…

Sincerely a german.

What? He played the Murican Game!

Who?.. Who?.. Whowho?

It’s not made to be smart, just to mooch more money out off your pocket.

I too ask myself why they fuckin offer me another “insert anything I already bought”.

Still doesn’t make Ol’ Shitznpantz a prophet!

And the Mammalis Expandis?

I’m having constant problems with my X1… I already replaced almost the complete print head.

Ah and the airtight jump suits are for “splatter protection”… who wants to deep clean the interior of a shuttle after every launch?

What’s the reason for those “ankle pockets”? Storing the sweat you’re get steamed in when wearing those plastic bags?

Hoffentlich kann sich der VLC auf Android wieder merken wo man letztens Pause gedrückt hat. Ich hatte keine Lust ständig am Handy mir zu merken in welcher Datei ich gestern aufgehört habe… und hab am Handy die App gelöscht.

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Not mine… He is now the one leaving the fridge door open and regularely forgets to shut off the lights. At 83 he wants my job!

So you do as I do sometimes. OK, I haven’t had a commute longer than 1 hour in a decade.

Somehow many people can’t cook… as in “burn water”, “able to use the microwave” or “cook by telefone”… instead of creating a meal themselfs.

I also don’t like to waste food. Do you know what food savety means? Like, living in an area where hypermarkets killed all competition… to decide later that this location doesn’t create enough revenue and close the store… leaving people without a car in a situation where getting food is problematic…

I live in an european village and I do not have to drive 30 minutes to go to a hugh supermarket I can barely afford. I cross the road to go to a supermarket and bakery and once more for the local butcher. I work 40 hours and earn enough to go on vacation twice a year, own a car and two motorcycles… And there’s still money left to be put aside.

When you work long hours… Do you start late then? I mean, I was shopping for food in the morning when I was working shifts. So, when my shift started at 2pm or 10 pm I had plenty time before work to go shopping and plenty time to cook.

And I live in a country where most stores close at 8 pm nd are closed on sundays.

Still able to cook.

Ah, OK. Here we don’t have Costco. Rotissery chicken are (mostly) sold from mobile rotissery trucks. This and Doener Kebap.

We are not pestered by US hypermarket chains here where I live. Our pendant would be REWE or EDEKA, Kaufland, Penny, Lidl or ALDI. Therefore I have no way to compare Costco chicken with the chicken from EDEKA/REWE/etc. Our supermarkets do seldome sell rotissery chicken. They leave that to food trucks that stand in their parking grounds.

Our rotissery chicken also do not come cold in a plastic bag, but fresh and warm in Aluminium foil and an insulated bag.

Do I sense some sarcasm here?

So, I should be happy not living in the “best country ever”?