Did someone shit in your tomatoes?

Yeah, it’s a bad example. But you get the point I’m trying to make.

Appropriate

Edit: it’s the song from the South Park Yelp episode. 🙄

Just in case the “fuck you” wasn’t clear enough

Americans are so shit, I wouldn’t be surprised if a good majority of them thought Mexican food (i.e Taco Bell) was actually American.

I was curious what this “$3 meal” was from, and it’s basically an “economical” breakdown of the cheapest possible “meal” someone in the US could eat. They did their “research” and decided that the cheapest, most nutritional meal a person in the US could eat was three bites of chicken, one single piece of broccoli, an actual mini tortilla, and “one other thing” which was never really specified in the article.

This is a fuckin joke.

Idk man, sounds suspiciously close to a New World Order… /s

It definitely is clunky, but I feel like if you look at designs fairly closely you can see some evolutionary jumps. Maybe not with some helmets like Hazop, but you can with others like Rogue and Recon.

Imo I kinda liked 4’s version of sprint. It was there, everyone had it, but it was limited and had a sort of cool down similar to other armor abilities. I do also like the gameplay of 5, with the other added Spartan abilities like slam and clamber; imo it made me feel like a lethal killing machine moving around the battlefield.

Something something pianos and safes something

Pit ice cubes in the containers, got it.

Even Tevye didn’t know why they kept up their traditions.

Juicy as fuck

It’s still there in windows 10 lol

You don’t even have to do all that. You can literally just change how your cursor looks from your system settings (maybe it’s a right-click menu, idr). I know I’ve opened up the box myself; you can change the size, which way it points, you can even choose black/white or white/black.

You kinda need to play it with bandanna to enjoy it. But even then, anytime you die after you’ve gotten some nice weapons from enemies, you have about 10 seconds to run over and pick them up before they’re gone.

I don’t mind the loadout system for Spartan Ops, but I can see why they’d be a pain in the ass to deal with in multiplayer.

I recently replayed 4. Although I kinda like the gameplay, I found the story to actually be pretty boring. I like the Didact as a concept, but he’s incredibly underused imo. The Prometheans are just incredibly annoying to fight, and Spartan Ops gets very tedious because of them.

I like some things like the added sprint (fight me, if any game should have sprint it should be Halo, at least in campaign) but another thing is that the story feels so incredibly short. Like it ends right as it’s about to get good.

I will say the Spartan armor and elite designs have grown on me since it first came out. It does make me want to replay Halo 5, and I am disappointed that it’s not going to be brought to PC pretty much ever.

I didn’t even notice what those were

That Mario Sunshine total conversion should have been its own thing.

Take Rollin’ Rascal; it’s an indie game that plays almost exactly like Sonic and you even have a ball form. But everything is legally distinct, and it’s a super fun game. There’s a mechanic for “taking over” different robot enemies so you can use their powers on others or the environment to unlock secrets and shortcuts. The company that’s making it previously worked on (I think) a couple Sonic games, and I believe they’re working on a port of Mother 3 as well.

Edit: there’s a demo that they keep updating with cool new features, and there’s a multiplayer mode with races and different tracks. You can also customize your “rascal” with different colors and outfits. All free and incredibly fun.

Exactly. You’ve gotta let people do it for free, and then either ask for a donation or just put a little link/box to click on so people can have the option.

Making people pay for a mod on top of buying the game to even play it is ridiculous.