You can fix lactose intolerance by consuming a shit ton of lactose: https://youtu.be/h90rEkbx95w

Lemons are spicy oranges

Someone should mail this to a few CEOs lmao

Uh I think I was crawling in a waiting room at a doctor’s office. At least that’s the earliest memory I remember.

Oh i knew that, my reply was purely ironically :)

I’m not a native English speaker, thank you!

Stfu Musk you know shit about Germany

Fuck him even more then. Since he comes from humble beginnings he should know what it’s like not being rich, but he just decided to be a greedy asshole.

Just have a miniature wormhole connect your PC directly to the server

Not inherently stupid question; they just don’t know that radio waves don’t travel through air but through space.

Man having an erase tool on a phone sure can be useful, even if it gives mediocre results sometimes

I haven’t conviced myself of anything

Nah, better to take psychedelics and improve yourself

The trick is to put other put other someone else’s skin on your fingers before

Is this code for what I think it is?

I read this in Gianni’s voice https://youtu.be/NV-p_-OvUnA

Really depends on the movie for me. If it’s something faster paced, has characters or themes are interesting or is visually very appealing I have no problem.

Being high helps too lol, though then I sometimes still get distracted if I suddenly wanna listen to some music

Kiwi browser is nice. Same clean UI as Chrome you can install extensions

Oops, completely missed the Android part in the title.

Zen Browser, which is based on Firefox. Has few neat features like split view