Ah, I’d forgotten that Vine was independent at first. Thanks for the correction.

It’s just going to be millions of copies of his unsold books.

They had one years ago called Vine.

I remember that being an ok way spend a smoke break, I couldn’t imagine living on it the way people use shorts/Tik Tok. The algorithm must be way more intense now.

I had a job as a usian at a high street UK retail company that expanded into the US in the 10s. When the UK managers were going over the handbook before opening the store they told us we had an hour unpayed lunch, which blew our American minds. At least in retail you usually get only 30 unpayed minutes for a shift over 6 hours.

Then they apologetically said we could only have two alcoholic drinks on our lunch and management was so confused when we all gasped and cheered.

Many low level retail/office jobs would get you canned for clocking back in from lunch smelling like booze.

I’m guessing the first thing she buys is a truck-boat-truck, so skim 100k of the top of that figure.

Now I want to expatriate for the sole purpose of swapping welcome to and you are leaving signs outside of small towns in Europe.

My interpretation:

1: Purposefully drive over all yellow squares. (But only if you are piloting a tricycle)

2: No more 30 kph limit, fly, you fool!

Y’all have some weird driving laws.

Unfortunately, Americans often mis-interpret those as Speed Lines and put the pedal to the metal.

Bike lanes in NA are denigrated by the police/delivery drivers parking in them.

They don’t have Cotillion Warning Signage in Europe?

No wonder we have so much trouble getting along. /S

Ah , you’ve got the instructions upside-down. I’ll help…

I will confer with Dirtfucias and Dirtptalomy The Elder and consider their positions on the matter.

Sounds like you’re gambling with physics there. /S

Leaving dirt.

Dirty is dirt’s natural state.

‘She’s switched from Suck to Blow!’

My shirt 110 camera had a plug(boot?) that you could stick a bar of eight flash bulbs in to. Every picture triggered a super satisfying ‘snick!’ and one of the bulbs would be blown out.

I guess that’s better than igniting a pile of phosphorous for illumination, but, what a waste!

I’m a millennial and I remember when Abraham Lincoln walked past the window at school and smiled and waved.

He was going to the bathroom.

My dad had an expensive as hell Olympus point and shoot with this. It was so fucking annoying. Took like a half minute for a snap shot and I’d be blind from all the strobing.

You beat me to it. It was so satisfying to brute force the… Advancement square(?) between each shot. Made me feel like a spy, even though the camera was being blue and my sister had covered it with stickers of holographic dolphins.