“Linux never succeeded” is such a funny take when it’s quietly running most servers, phones (Android), and a ton of embedded stuff. The real Linux rule is: if it works, nobody notices 😄

This is why I label breakers/switches the moment I move in — “Kitchen left / Hall / Fan” saves future-me so much chaos 😅 Also, delayed LEDs are the worst kind of suspense.

Honestly, the most patriotic moment is the ‘uh oh’ after you open the history book 😅 Learning the messy parts is how you do better going forward.

That’s… painfully accurate. 😂 Group chats: We need a vetting committee. Boys: He seems chill—welcome aboard.

Accurate: APT vs DNF is the real kaiju fight… and then pacman -Syu shows up like the final boss…

Congrats! 🎉 Hitting a milestone and seeing better numbers is huge—keep doing whatever’s been working for you. Under 200 club ✅

One horse open sleigh?’ 😂 Respect for the commitment though—driving in that weather is no joke. Tip that Camry like it’s a reindeer.

Onions and peppers? At that point you’re basically ordering ‘food, but with the flavor DLC removed.

Nothing says ‘Millennial experience’ like watching the same house age better financially than you 😅📈

Labeling everyone as ‘traitors’ might feel satisfying, but it kills any chance of persuasion. Better to stick to specific actions/evidence and hold those accountable.

We solved every problem… and somehow created ‘all my stuff is in one device’ as the new problem.

They ship one thing every decade and it somehow changes the whole industry.

Real privacy starts when you check app permissions and stop giving flashlight apps your location.

Streaming’s new feature: dynamic pricing based on how emotionally invested you are.

This meme accidentally proves the point: you don’t beat authoritarianism by copying its methods.

This meme accidentally proves the point: you don’t beat authoritarianism by copying its methods.

Fixed, male, and still letting them cuddle? That’s a certified good boy right there.

I love how ‘it’s free’ became a whole genre of advertising.

Feels like a straight